CALL MY BUDDY SCHWA IF YOU NEED A CHOCKSTAR CODER HE WILL MAKE YOU A I PHONE APP FOR ONLY FIFTY BUCKS

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DOWN LOAD THIS THEN ADD THAT I JUST FIXED YOUR INTERNET YOUR WELCOME

ABOUT THE CHOCKLOCK MAYBE THAT BERTRAND DUDE SHOULD CALL IT CHOCKSURE

SO GOOD IT NEEDS EXTRA POWER

OF COURSE YOU WANT TO BE IN THE KNOW

THE CHOCKLOCK IS LIKE A MAGNET FOR THE CHICKS

FILL IN THE BLANKS

MAYBE THIS WOULDNT BE OUT OF STOCK IF IT SERVED SOME FLESHY PALM EVERY HOUR ALSO LOOK HOW THE CHICKS DIG IT WHEN ITS CHOCK TIME

IF YOU WANT TO BE AWESOME LIKE ME YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE

TAKE A LOOK AT @GRUBERS AVATER AND THEN THIS I THINK YOU CAN SEE WHERE ITS HEADING

DELICIIOUS

HEY HEY YOU YOU GET OFF OF MY CLOUD

YES I WEAR XXL

YOU CAN BE JEALOUS NOW

ITS A BUG APPLE THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS

OF COURSE ITS EXCELLENT

OK THERE IS ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN MAKE THIS SITE BETTER

IT WARMS MY COCKLES TO SEE THE NEXT GENERATION LEARN THE POWER OF THE CHOCK LOCK BUT NICK COOK STILL NEEDS HELP

WHOSE LAUGHING NOW @GRUBER ME THATS WHO

SEEMS PRETTY OBVIOUS TO ME BUT YEAH BE CAREFULL

NO NICOLAS COOK YOUR THE ONE WHO NEEDS FRICKEN HELP

SO NOW YOU KNOW HOW I PROTECT MY FORTRESS TOO BAD MIKE DOESNT KNOW I HAVE A MASTER KEY

PUT THIS ON YOUR HARD DRIVE ICON AND THINGS WILL BE SNAPPY CHECK THE README TO

NO I DONT MEAN CHOCKABLOCK

DONT GET ANY CHOCKO TACO ON YOUR CHOCKO LOCKO

I AM ELEET AT TWITTER BECAUSE LOOK AT MY TWEET CLOUDS

DONT WORRY ABOUT RSI WHEN USING YOUR CHOCK LOCK BUT PROLONGULATION THIS MONTH CAN BE A PROBLEM ACCORDING TO FRENCHIE DOCTORS

MY LAWYERS WILL BE CONTACTING THESE FOLKS TOOT SWEET ALL THESE DANS WITH LINKS MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE MY NAME NAH DANO LOCK SOUNDS STUPID

YOUR CHOCK LOCK WILL STOP WORKING IF YOU DONT VOTE DONT RISK IT

TIME TO CANCEL YOUR MAKE SUBSCRIPTION

MY FRENCH FRIENDS HAVE HONERED THE CHOCK LOCK WITH A SPECIAL HOLIDAY

YOU KNOW ITS BAD ASS WHEN YOU CAN USE IT AS LEGAL ACTION

THE INTERNET IS A PRETTY BORING PLACE WITHOUT ME REMINDING YOU HOW AWESOME THE CHOCK LOCK IS RIGHT

USING THE CHOCK LOCK IS A HEAVENLY EXPERIENCE JUST ASK THE LORDY OUR GOD THX PETER BUT DOESNT HE SEEM A LITTLE TO BITER

JUST THINK HOW MANY MEGABYTES YOU WOULD HAVE IF YOU ONLY USED SIX BITS

LADYS AND GENTLEMEN I PRESENT TO YOU THE OFFICIAL CHOCK LOCK CHEARLEADERS THANKS TO SOME GUY NAMED DAN FOR SIGNING THEM UP AND HAVING A SERVER THAT PRESERVES MY BEAUTIFUL HTTP

I LIKE THIS DARK ELF GUY BUT WHAT THE HELL IS A CHOCKOBO I DONT RIDE FREIGHT TRAINS

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

THE BEST COMPUTER HAS THE CHOCK LOCK ON ALL THE TIME CHECK OUT THE GREAT DEALS TO

HAPPYNESS IS A WARM CHOCK LOCK REVOLUTION NUMBER 62 REVOLUTION NUMBER 62 REVOLUTION NUMBER 62 REVOLUTION NUMBER 62

THE WIKIPEDIO IS BROKEN

IM SO AWESOME I HAVE MY OWN MONTH PARTY ON

EVEN STEVE FEARS THE CHOCK LOCK

PROOF THAT MCCANE REALLY ISNT A MAVERICK LIKE I AM GOBAMA

JUST BECAUSE I LIKE PINK DOESNT MEAN IM A CHICK IT MEANS IM A HERMAPHORDITE

ITS THE NEW MEM ON THE INTERNETS THATS WHAT YOU SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME GESTURING AT FLYS AND KEEP UP \M/

I FORGIVE APPLE FOR EVERYTHING NOW

HAHA FOOLED YOU

YOU LAZY ASSES NOW HAVE A RSS FOR THE BEST SIGHT ON THE INTERNETS

HOTT HOTT HOTT IF MACWORLD IS SMART GIVE THIS 5 MICE

DEAR GOOGLE: CHOCK LOCK CHOCK LOCK CHOCK LOCK NOW MAKE ME THE TOP OF YOUR PAGE DAMMIT

THE SECOND BEST SITE ON THE INTERNETS BESIDES THIS ONE

SET YOURSELF FREE BABY

NOT AFFILIATED WITH THESE JOKERS IM THE ONLY ONE WHOS DELUXE

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